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Dirty Dancing Does Dallas"Baby!" my dad shouted upstairs; "come with us to Kellerman's, a resort in the Catskill Mountains where you can meet Patrick Duffy! But don't get an abortion!"

That was the 1985-1986 season, when everybody called me "Baby."

That was when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad.

That was the season we went to Kellerman's and met Patrick Duffy.

"Baby!" my dad shouted behind him; "complimentary dance lessons in the gazebo!"

I developed a crush on the resort's dance instructor Patrick Duffy. Later, I discovered his dance partner needed an abortion. My dad told me not to get an abortion, Dirty Dancing Does Dallas by =JoeyLiverwurst

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Still Time"Thanks again for coming here with me," George gushed. He kept turning to hoist his son onto his shoulders, then remembering his son was easily twice his size.

"Don't mention it," Trevor returned.

The landing looked the same as George had remembered after all these years. Well, almost the same. Maybe starting to show its years, but heh, so was he. All right, so not quite the same. Actually really run down. George winced.

Trevor wore a poker face, but just then he broke into a whistle.

"It's better around breakfast than lunch, but I'm just glad you could come at all. Thanks again," George babbled.

"Don't mention it," Trevor murmured. "I mStill Time by =JoeyLiverwurst

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Dinner Guest

George brightened at the knock at the door. It was "Shave and a Haircut," the same knock he always gave. He still looked through the peephole but knew all along who it was.

"Trevor!" he exclaimed once the door was unchained.

Green eyes glinted in the dark, and strong arms balanced a bouquet of daffodils and a plate wrapped in plastic.

"I'd hug you, but then you'd be wearing these," Trevor explained. He entered and set everything down on the dining room table. "OK, now," he suggested, arms outstretched.

George embraced his son, but with lips pursed. Trevor took care not to hurt him.

"You know," George said, "it's a shame to wear such a niDinner Guest by =JoeyLiverwurst

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Closed SessionFlorida! Why did it have to be Florida?

Joe hated Florida. Tourist traps and old people too stupid to read a ballot. As a result, eight years of George W. Bush, although it did lead to some pretty good music.

Joe had wanted to go to North Carolina. He had heard wonders about Charlotte barbecue and Research Triangle Park, but North Carolina was the worst state for unions. Hardly anybody was attending the convention over it. So, Florida it was.

Maybe he could get a big juicy story no one else could. Catch delegates drunk or doing drugs, really hard drugs. With hookers. That would be the ticket, and he could move up to some bigger, better papClosed Session by =JoeyLiverwurst

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Joey Liverwurst
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I like werewolves and coffee. I don't know how interesting coffee photo manipulations would be, however.

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by =JoeyLiverwurst, 5 days, 7 minutes ago
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Been awhile!

First, thank you to *TheBrokenBride and ^neurotype for the Daily Deviation on Dinner Guest! Certainly unexpected and much appreciated.

Second, I anticipated a new story last week but got interrupted and have yet to recover my muse. It was more character sketch than story anyway. In the meantime, I put up something old and a bit different.

Third, just want to say how grateful I am for my little pack. Not every grown man gets encouragement to talk about werewolves, which is a shame.

All right, time to brush my fangs before bed.

Joey

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~Realms-of-Nowhere 2 days ago Professional General Artist

Thanks for the favorite!

=JoeyLiverwurst 2 days ago Hobbyist Writer

My pleasure!

~TheLastWhiteRose85 3 days ago Hobbyist Writer

Hey may I request some help, not for me... This is hard to ask of you, but could you help... [link]

=JoeyLiverwurst 3 days ago Hobbyist Writer

I've dealt with this sort of thing enough to know, sadly, there's only so much someone who isn't a professional can do.

~TheLastWhiteRose85 2 days ago Hobbyist Writer

Though I am not a professional, I have been there... She texted me something horrible, all I have is her word no proof. Only a sick person would lie about 'that' yet if it is true she has to speak with a therapist...

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